Haikus from today's staff meeting (anything to stay focused).

Marikay's daughter
had a beautiful wedding.
Kilts flapping all night.
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Interest rates changing,
Pension unpredictable.
We'll liquidate it.
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Calendar changes
are underway for funding.
Please remind D--- W---.
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Capacity, cost,
Staffing and quality too.
All child-care hurdles.
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So many programs
mothers, babies and families.
What's just for dads?
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Is the real issue
funding or education?
Money can't buy smart.
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"Accumulate wealth"
The answer to poverty.
Thanks for all your help.
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Branding by age group.
"We" resent stereotypes.
Stop pigeonholing.