Anger Management

It's official. I've bought myself a croquet mallet. I've decided that this is the best way of handling my anger. I'm thinking about painting it, haven't decided how yet.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Emma's students once gave her a dowel rod that they covered in puff paint and sparkles and other 8-year old girl type of decorations, but then across it in big pink puff paint letters it says, "Emma's Discipline Stick of God"
    Now I suppose something slightly less sacrilegious might be preferred, but I like the cute pink and sparkles coupled with some sufficiently non-cutesy name.

    In other news, I've been way out of the loop for far too long. I hope everything is OK, and gimme a call if not.


"So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin' ass and celebratin' the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was."
-Saint Molly Ivins