Cat Gork

Me: I love that we've been buying flowers at the Farmers' Market every week, but your cat keeps eating them and throwing up.
Dave: Once!
Me: No, it happens every week!
Dave: Right-- only once with each bouquet.



  1. I had to laugh. That is probably why my husband has NEVER bought me any. Our cats have eaten any flowers brought into the house. There's a wonderful invention call the Scat, but beware it scares people too. Harmless to all but a good way to teach kitties manners.

  2. Mind, those little blighters will get into ANYTHING, won't they?!


"So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin' ass and celebratin' the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was."
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