Which I first typo-ed as "caution sigh," possibly a more accurate title.
I know I'm overdue for a little R&R when a darling staffer compliments my outfit, and rather than believing it, all I can think of is, "wow, it was really sweet of one of the cool kids to try to be nice to me."
I need a break, y'all. When my 12-year-old self is speaking up, it's time to regroup.
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